I mean, Mom’s here… but, I’m just not sure if Mom’s “here.”

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outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

image

stop

why is this so funny?

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mysocalledliiife:

cosbyykidd:

Was this a rhetorical question?

I would have been more annoyed to see the white guy and what appeared to be a “smirk” on his face if I hadn’t known him and his  previous work. He’s one of the MOST outspoken (white) forerunners in highlighting “white privilege” and it’s horrible impact on society today. *Tim Wise*

mysocalledliiife:

cosbyykidd:

Was this a rhetorical question?

I would have been more annoyed to see the white guy and what appeared to be a “smirk” on his face if I hadn’t known him and his  previous work. He’s one of the MOST outspoken (white) forerunners in highlighting “white privilege” and it’s horrible impact on society today. *Tim Wise*

(Source: twitter.com)

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm)

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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everybodyhasclaimedeverything:

Wow Orange Is The New Black Season 3 looks good

everybodyhasclaimedeverything:

Wow Orange Is The New Black Season 3 looks good

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stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

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princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

(Source: child-of-thecosmos)

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