seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada)

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dragonbones69:

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

hahaha. this just made me laugh harder then it probably should have. 

dragonbones69:

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

hahaha. this just made me laugh harder then it probably should have. 

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

135,042 notes

yin-yangs:

crystalcats:

littlecatlady:

shyperbole:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

Hey look it’s Hannah’s favorite animals

it really is

This physically hurts me


This is me

yin-yangs:

crystalcats:

littlecatlady:

shyperbole:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

Hey look it’s Hannah’s favorite animals

it really is

This physically hurts me

This is me

358,644 notes

crocwagon:

crocwagon:

My friend bought this case. She’s been walking around with a banana in her pocket and Everytime someone saw her they’d ask
“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Her response
“A little bit of both.”

THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES

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stoic-and-brave:

yuleshootyouryeout:

about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for some reason i thought the noise was hilarious so i kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how my parents found me on the floor of the pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2 am

Finals.

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ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

392,794 notes

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold; when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade
from Great Expectations by Charles Dickens (via hipnerd63)

(Source: uppereastside)

77,519 notes

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

that cat is fucking majestic….

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

that cat is fucking majestic….

57,884 notes

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe)

51,152 notes

ladyusada:

Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

  1. Look irresistibly cute

388,786 notes

nasty-otter:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

(Source: nastyotter)

314,014 notes

ethiopienne:

my entire life in one tweet

ethiopienne:

my entire life in one tweet

1,545 notes

kushandwizdom:

dicklover3000:

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni 

Good Vibes HERE

130,208 notes