That’s my girl
cutest shit ever (via sluts-n-prudes)

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mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

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letitgoleviosa:

ben-lyintous:

quillandapple:

My god I’m going to see that photoshopped fake nude of Emma Watson non stop for the next 24 hours right?

It’s fake people. Seriously. It’s a photo shop:

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God I wish people weren’t so fucking gross and awful.

proud of the people i follow because i have not even seen it once on my dash

Yes, I reblogged it to warn others it was a fake, but THIS IS THE REAL PICTURE PLEASE TAKE NOTE

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plaideangel:

plaideangel:

thewifeofloki:

what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid

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this one does

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oh shit

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wHAT

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CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT

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chick magnet

WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT

(Source: 2spoopycas)

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sent-imental:

daretobe-bold:

nigole:

Never really thought about this before, but it really is one of the best sounds

It’s even better knowing you’re the reason they are laughing

this is perfect

sent-imental:

daretobe-bold:

nigole:

Never really thought about this before, but it really is one of the best sounds

It’s even better knowing you’re the reason they are laughing

this is perfect

(Source: t-ribalwaves)

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amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

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lookatallthefandoms:

insert-sherlock-here:

I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her

So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.

(Source: laurentmelanies)

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jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

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driscolldriscollrockandroll:

hooray for the ladies

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who are using their fame

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to get shit done

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(not intended to be a complete list)

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phoenixwillowwolf:

achievementhunting-archangel:

Oh no. A man other than Gavin knows that Meg uses *gasp* tampons. Whatever shall we do? This is outrageous!!

Women? PEriods? BODILY FUNCTIONS?! WHAT IS THIS?!

TBH- She’s a woman, women have periods and use tampons. It’s normal, natural and healthy. I guarantee that no girl gives a fuck. Honestly, I know girls that would personally send Meg tampons in the mail because that shit is expensive.

Good god are we going to have to resort to shady back alley tampon purchases for douchebags like this?

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itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

64,217 notes

makethingsforabeauty:

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

fuck no kidding

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tattoolit:

One of my favorite lines, from my favorite play by The Bard. I occasionally suffer from anxiety and this reminds me, even on my “littlest” days, that I can be fierce.

Done by Melissa at Fat Ram’s Pumpkin Tattoo. The font was picked by a graphic designer friend, it’s called Bodoni.

tattoolit:

One of my favorite lines, from my favorite play by The Bard. I occasionally suffer from anxiety and this reminds me, even on my “littlest” days, that I can be fierce.

Done by Melissa at Fat Ram’s Pumpkin Tattoo. The font was picked by a graphic designer friend, it’s called Bodoni.

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