stylindicks:

Couldn’t say it any better myself.

stylindicks:

Couldn’t say it any better myself.

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murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

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s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

image

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

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oh-sad-little-sparrow:

the-hunters-angel:

ileftmywingsinthemortuary:

fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:

a-weeping-angel-just:

heylilyhilily:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

#i’m not even in the fandom and i think this is great

excuse me but

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE FANDOM

Everybody is in this fandom idfc who you are.

I THOUGHT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME

(Source: worth-themonsters)

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whenthefire-dies:

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

oh my god

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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cholazard:

i like you do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

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nikolawashere:

NY under water.
The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.  
It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.

nikolawashere:

NY under water.

The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.  

It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.

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darkparad-se:

This basically just described my entire love life

darkparad-se:

This basically just described my entire love life

(Source: dehumanizeyourselfandface)

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ethan-lawson-wate:

JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING

ethan-lawson-wate:

JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING

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Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off of it.
Chris Brogan, and the summarizing quote of Janelle Rodriguez’s commencement speech (via checkrbox)

(Source: liveyourlegend.net)

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thatfunnyblog:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: candy-red-dani)

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